Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Monday Morning Humor

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

“You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.”
Norman Mailer

“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. “ Elayne Boosler

“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” (married 13 times, to 11 women)
Tommy Manville

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”  Zsa Zsa Gabor

Words of Wisdom In The World of Divorce

Friday, August 10th, 2012
“ALWAYS PUT YOUR KIDS FIRST. LOVING THEM MORE THAN YOU HATE YOUR EX  WILL ALWAYS LEAD TO BETTER DECISIONS.”
  Justice Harvey Brownstone
  British Columbia Judge