Monday Morning Humor

“You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.”
Norman Mailer

“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. “ Elayne Boosler

“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” (married 13 times, to 11 women)
Tommy Manville

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”  Zsa Zsa Gabor

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